Avaruuslentelyteoriointia kakkonen Avaruuslentelyteoriointia kakkonen
Rakkautta on... Rakkautta on...
Bört the Police >:3 Bört the Police >:3
You're You're
Mällit naamalle Mällit naamalle
Hiirenmetsästäjä Hiirenmetsästäjä
Mites se nyt näin? Mites se nyt näin?
Tissit Tissit
Lööp wörld theöry Lööp wörld theöry
ohi meni ohi meni
Herkuttelija Herkuttelija
väärin väärin
Vihdoin! Vihdoin!
Ensiapua Ensiapua
Nälkä se on dimmullaki Nälkä se on dimmullaki
Naamioasu Naamioasu
Elämänkertani Elämänkertani
'Murica police be like 'Murica police be like
Muistakaa ens yö Muistakaa ens yö
Ei helvetti Ei helvetti
Oululaismies Oululaismies
Achtung Achtung
What What
Vapaan kasvatuksen tulokset... Vapaan kasvatuksen tulokset...
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09.04.2018 01:54:36 | 02:02:02
#45780 [+-] Piilota Suosittele

Coversation;
Nun 1
Good morning sisters

Sisters
Good morning mother superior

Nun 1
You are all novices

Nun 2
Which means you have no vices

Nun 1
But before you take your final vows of chastity we feel there's
something you ought to know
Sister? (directed at nun 2)

SONG STARTS

Nun 2
A rubber is simply an eraser

Nun 1
Knickers are thieves on the hole

Nun 2
A G-string is found on a cello

Nun 1
A brassiere is used for burning coal

Nun 2
Fanny is another name for Francis

Nun 1
A cock wakes you up in the morn'

Nun 2
A dyke stops water overflowing

Nun 1
A bugler is a man with a horn

Nun 1 and 2
Gay means happy, a pussy is a cat

Nun 2
A shag is a seabird, and that is that!

Nun 1
Dick is a short name for Richard

Nun 2
A knob will open up the door

Nun 1
And the frost on the lawn in the winter is what we call a whore

Nun 2
Doggy fashion is a poodle in a jacket

Nun 1
Roger is just a persons name

Nun 2
A codpiece is a snack made by findus

Nun 1
A portion is several of the same

All
Gay means happy, a pussy is a cat

Nun 1
An erection is a building, and that is that!

Nun 1
Young ladies it is worth explaining, we only get wet when it's raining

Nun 2
And I think you ought to know for a starter, that a bishop that is
flogged is a martyr

Nun 1 (talking)
Now sisters, let's see what we've learned!

Nun 2
What's an eraser?

Novice sister 1
A rubber

Nun 1
Knickers?

Novice sister 2
Are thieves on the hole

Nun 2
What's on a cello?

Novice sister 3
A G-string

Nun 1
A brassiere?
Novice sister 1,2,3
Used for burning coal

Nun 2
Correct!
Another name for Francis?

Novice sister 4
Fanny!

Nun 1
A cock?

Novice sister 5
Wakes me up inte the morn'

Nun 2
What stops water overflowing?

Novice sister 6
A dyke

Nun 1
And a bugler?

Novice sister 1,2,3,4,5,6
A man with a horn

Nun 1 and 2
Knickers, thieves, pussy, cat, G-string, cello
Richard, dick, knob, door, frosty, whore

All
Knickers, thieves, pussy, cat, G-string, cello
Richard, dick, knob, door, frosty, whore x2

Gay means happy, a pussy is a cat, a shag is a seabird, and that is that!

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