Miten toimia kun kohtaat ateistin Miten toimia kun kohtaat ateistin
en mä oikeesti kattonu sen tissejä en mä oikeesti kattonu sen tissejä
hieno suoritus hieno suoritus
Lentokoneessa on tunnelmaa Lentokoneessa on tunnelmaa
Sam on oikeassa Sam on oikeassa
gurmee kokki gurmee kokki
persettä persettä
muutama natsa muutama natsa
Mitäs täältä löytyy Mitäs täältä löytyy
simulaatio simulaatio
pikku moka pikku moka
Natsi musk Natsi musk
pitikö herättää pitikö herättää
Nänni Nänni
motivaatio motivaatio
pallero pallero
Luisua Luisua
Tanssijalkaa vipatti Tanssijalkaa vipatti
Teki tempun Teki tempun
benis benis
jussi varis jussi varis
Tissit Tissit
katri kulmuni katri kulmuni
schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop schlop
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15.08.2018 16:44:00 | 16:50:20
#83608 [+-] Piilota Suosittele

>>83605

No ei varmaan uskota oikeasti vielä pariin sataan vuoteen, mutta Hollannissa Pastafarianismi on virallinen uskonta ja Uudessa Seelannissa Pastafarit saavat vihkiä ihmisiä. :)

Wikistä - "Pirates and Global Warming"

"According to Pastafarian beliefs, pirates are "absolute divine beings" and the original Pastafarians. Furthermore, Pastafarians believe that the concept of pirates as "thieves and outcasts" is misinformation spread by Christian theologians in the Middle Ages and by Hare Krishnas. Instead, Pastafarians believe that they were "peace-loving explorers and spreaders of good will" who distributed candy to small children, adding that modern pirates are in no way similar to "the fun-loving buccaneers from history". In addition, Pastafarians believe that ghost pirates are responsible for all of the mysteriously lost ships and planes of the Bermuda Triangle. Pastafarians are among those who celebrate International Talk Like a Pirate Day on September 19.

The inclusion of pirates in Pastafarianism was part of Henderson's original letter to the Kansas State Board of Education, in an effort to illustrate that correlation does not imply causation. Henderson presented the argument that "global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of pirates since the 1800s". A deliberately misleading graph accompanying the letter (with numbers humorously disordered on the x-axis) shows that as the number of pirates decreased, global temperatures increased. This parodies the suggestion from some religious groups that the high numbers of disasters, famines, and wars in the world is due to the lack of respect and worship toward their deity. In 2008, Henderson interpreted the growing pirate activities at the Gulf of Aden as additional support, pointing out that Somalia has "the highest number of pirates and the lowest carbon emissions of any country".

Hauskaa juttua.

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