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Screaming Trees - Nearly Lost You Screaming Trees - Nearly Lost You
Näin syöksytään uneen Näin syöksytään uneen
Kuva10 Kuva10
Focus - Hocus Pocus Live '73 Focus - Hocus Pocus Live '73
Vittu mä tykkään nekromantiasta Vittu mä tykkään nekromantiasta
Queen - A Kind of Magic (Official Video) Queen - A Kind of Magic (Official Video)
Huomenta :3 Huomenta :3
Mona Stöö Mona Stöö
Markku ja Ilkka - Huumori Markku ja Ilkka - Huumori
Bloodhound Gang - Use Your Fingers (1995) [FA] Bloodhound Gang - Use Your Fingers (1995) [FA]
Lähentelee täydellistä Lähentelee täydellistä
Spell of the Moon (Synthwave - Outrun - Futuresynth Mix) Spell of the Moon (Synthwave - Outrun - Futuresynth Mix)
Dead Can Dance - Opium Dead Can Dance - Opium
John Dever - Take Me Home, Country Roads John Dever - Take Me Home, Country Roads
Euphoric thinking Euphoric thinking
Eat or be eaten... shall be the whole of the law. Make it yours. Eat or be eaten... shall be the whole of the law. Make it yours.
Mustiksen kalsarit Mustiksen kalsarit
Blutengel - Cry little Sister Blutengel - Cry little Sister
Astetta rankempaa istumista Astetta rankempaa istumista
System Of A Down - Hypnotize (OV) System Of A Down - Hypnotize (OV)
Peaches - The Presidents of the United States of America Peaches - The Presidents of the United States of America
Kurr? :3 Kurr? :3
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09.04.2018 01:54:36 | 02:02:02
#45780 [+-] Piilota Suosittele

Coversation;
Nun 1
Good morning sisters

Sisters
Good morning mother superior

Nun 1
You are all novices

Nun 2
Which means you have no vices

Nun 1
But before you take your final vows of chastity we feel there's
something you ought to know
Sister? (directed at nun 2)

SONG STARTS

Nun 2
A rubber is simply an eraser

Nun 1
Knickers are thieves on the hole

Nun 2
A G-string is found on a cello

Nun 1
A brassiere is used for burning coal

Nun 2
Fanny is another name for Francis

Nun 1
A cock wakes you up in the morn'

Nun 2
A dyke stops water overflowing

Nun 1
A bugler is a man with a horn

Nun 1 and 2
Gay means happy, a pussy is a cat

Nun 2
A shag is a seabird, and that is that!

Nun 1
Dick is a short name for Richard

Nun 2
A knob will open up the door

Nun 1
And the frost on the lawn in the winter is what we call a whore

Nun 2
Doggy fashion is a poodle in a jacket

Nun 1
Roger is just a persons name

Nun 2
A codpiece is a snack made by findus

Nun 1
A portion is several of the same

All
Gay means happy, a pussy is a cat

Nun 1
An erection is a building, and that is that!

Nun 1
Young ladies it is worth explaining, we only get wet when it's raining

Nun 2
And I think you ought to know for a starter, that a bishop that is
flogged is a martyr

Nun 1 (talking)
Now sisters, let's see what we've learned!

Nun 2
What's an eraser?

Novice sister 1
A rubber

Nun 1
Knickers?

Novice sister 2
Are thieves on the hole

Nun 2
What's on a cello?

Novice sister 3
A G-string

Nun 1
A brassiere?
Novice sister 1,2,3
Used for burning coal

Nun 2
Correct!
Another name for Francis?

Novice sister 4
Fanny!

Nun 1
A cock?

Novice sister 5
Wakes me up inte the morn'

Nun 2
What stops water overflowing?

Novice sister 6
A dyke

Nun 1
And a bugler?

Novice sister 1,2,3,4,5,6
A man with a horn

Nun 1 and 2
Knickers, thieves, pussy, cat, G-string, cello
Richard, dick, knob, door, frosty, whore

All
Knickers, thieves, pussy, cat, G-string, cello
Richard, dick, knob, door, frosty, whore x2

Gay means happy, a pussy is a cat, a shag is a seabird, and that is that!

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